American Ninja Attack! A friend of mine at Clemson has been making these movies that are HILARIOUS! I don’t really understand the plot, but it’s all good. Next weekend I will be transformed into a ninja and put into one of their movies. I need to think of a good ninja name. Anyway, here are the links
They are worth your time, no lie. )
American Ninja #1
American Ninja #2
A chance for the critics to fix American Ninja 6-2

A chance for all of those who have groaned to come be a part of a ninja epic.
A group of us have been working on a movie this semester, it’s sort of a sequel to a sequel: “American Ninja 6 – 2: Retribution.” The most important scene we want to film involves a large battle between white and black ninja. The two armies will battle for a while, and as the black ninja die, they will rise again as ninja-zombies.
Understandably, we’re in dire need of ninjas for the climax of this movie. If any of you are interested in being an extra for this moment in cinematic history, come film with us on top of the Strom Thurmond Institute (behind Cooper Library) Saturday the 23rd at 1 pm.
For extra incentive, everyone who is part of the movie gets a free copy of it on
DVD and their name in the credits. If you’re interested, send me an e-mail at
mcollin@clemson.edu No martial arts experience is needed (As you can see from the videos, we lack it already) just the will to dress in all black or white (we use t-shirts to make ninja masks).